Less overthinking. More olive oil.

Big decisions. Small chickpeas.

Your lunch deserves a committee. Unfortunately, we made one.

لذكرى أبو حسن (علي كروان)، أعظمهم كلهم، ومؤسس ثقافة الحمص الحديثة في إسرائيل. לזכרו של אבו חאסן (עלי קראוון) הגדול מכולם ומייסד תרבות החומוס המודרנית בישראל

עלי קארוון, אבו חאסן, מגיש חומוס — إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون
رحمه الله وأسكنه فسيح جناته
الفاتحة لروحه

THE CHICKPEA CONNECTION

Jev is on the council.

Checking the proxy…

Jev chooses among eligible restaurants using your preferences and the curated reviews. City/source filters and the visible rule points stay in our code.

A ready proxy is not proof of a successful Jev call.

Public showcase. No password. Available while provider credit lasts.

Your brief and eligible review summaries are sent to TypeSafe AI. The API key stays on the server.

FASTER THAN ARGUING ABOUT TAHINI

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Server-to-Jev round trip, including network time. Not pure model inference time. No animation delays or invented samples.

Exact timings

The deliberation

Four layers. One lunch.

An unnecessarily transparent decision.

Inside the chickpea brainAwaiting your brief

The Logistics MinisterLAYER 01 · LOCATION & HUNGER+

Can we get lunch without turning it into a pilgrimage? Same-city candidates get more points. Very hungry people give geography more voting power.

The Blog ArchaeologistLAYER 02 · SOURCE EVIDENCE+

Only restaurants covered by your selected sources enter the vote. Old reviews are evidence of an old visit, not proof of today's lunch.

The Seasonal PhilosopherLAYER 03 · DATE & APPETITE+

June through September: a lighter dip gets a bonus. December through February: rich hummus gets its moment. This is a playful preference rule, not nutrition advice.

Your Inner ChickpeaLAYER 04 · JEV'S FINAL CHOICE+

Jev reads the eligible reviews and your preferences, then chooses lunch. The visible points explain our rule baseline, not Jev's internal reasoning. The chickpeas declined an interview.

COUNCIL MINUTES

“We could just eat somewhere.”
Motion rejected. We have a process.

Try a plot twist:

The verdict

Your next great dip.

A recommendation, not a religious ruling.

A plate full of possibility.

Give the council your brief.
We'll turn your preferences into lunch, with an unreasonable amount of explanation.

“I used to make my own decisions.
Then I discovered committees.”AN ENTIRELY FICTIONAL SATISFIED CUSTOMER